A Mind of My Own

Apparently, my English isn’t as I thought it is supposed to be. The following is the email I sent for an enquiry.

To Whom it May Concern,

I would like to know if there is a package for a group of 5 girls for a makeover as I can’t find it in your website.

Thanks.

Simple, right? WRONG! Look at the reply below.

Hi,

Thank you for your interest in our services.
Please go to our web site www.themakeoverinc.com.sg for more information.
All pictures are taken in digital format and there is no negative or soft copy or CD provided. CD are additional charges.

Image in CD:
(list of the pricing for the images to be burnt into the CD)

False eyelashes are available at $20 per pair. And please bring ur own outfit thank you!

There is an image for a package for one female. That certainly wasn’t what I asked for. So, I scanned through the email again trying to see if there was anything wrong with my eyes or my language. I am seriously wondering if that is the standard reply. I asked for GROUP, didn’t I?

Pictures to make you Smile…..

Smile & Have A Wonderful Day!!

This is awesome! We all should think like this.

Today is no special day and I have no particular reason for writing to you….

I have no news to tell you….
nor any problems to discuss with you….
or gossip to tell you…
It’s only one of those happy moments…
when I thought of you…
and I would like to share these thoughts with you…

MANY SMILES BEGIN BECAUSE OF ANOTHER SMILE…

Always have good self esteem…

Take care of your friends,

especially those dearest to you…

Take care of your body…

But most of all find time to relax…