Black and White Only

I have wondered why I refused to go shopping for clothes with my brother. I have now realised why. He is only into blacks and whites for his clothes. He refused to try a few striped shirts that I found weren’t so ‘uncle-ly’. I tried to get him to vary his set of boring white tops to no avail. He wanted to have 2 sets for a 5-day-work week temp job that he got to wear for the next 3 months.

Oh my Lord. What if it rained? How the heck do you recycle the clothes when it rains here at any time and your clothes may not dry in time for the next working day? What if the top gets spilled on with some curry or other coloured stuff? You still need to soak it so that you can wash it.

He only wears plain tops and refuse any other options. Will someone please enlighten him?